Archive for October 20, 2008
Temp Chronicles: They took what…
Now, I am capturing losses for an insurance company. *ding ding* as it dings in my ear..
Thank you for calling *Bleep Bleep* ..This is Smiles. How can I help you?
Someone broke into my home. I’m sorry to hear that sir. What was stolen? They stole 30 cases (12 bottles) of Vodka from my garage. We have homemade distillery company. My partner works for spirits (likker) company. He receives free likker.. Hmm!
Oh I replied. (In myhead, I’m like damn)
They must have saw us go in our garage and bring out some liquor. We took likker to a house party..
This is crazy. People are stealing likker.They cant sell the likker in bulk w/o it causing a buzz. The customer goes on to say. The person who stole it. They probably live in their “upscale” condo. *smh*
*ding ding* Thank you for calling *bleep bleep* . This is Smiles! How can I help you? Someone broke in my home. They stole my hubby underwear, his suits and jewelry. They even took his dirty laundry.. (in my head, I’m thinking .. Somebody about to put roots on him.. Or The other woman moved him out for you.. lol!)
*ding ding* Can you tell me your loss? They stole my roll of quarters and bed.
Damn! Not the laundry quarters and your bed.. Damn!
I told one customer to look on craigslist or Ebay for their stuff. The world is crazy!
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Building an alarm for your Obama yard sign
Whoever is stealing needs a J.O.B? *click the link on the below*
(This was on one of my message boards)
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/18/222920/02/699/634936
the weeks running up to the 2004 presidential election, my yard sign was often pilfered and/or destroyed. After the 4th time, I had had enough, and rigged up a fairly simple alarm to help protect my sign. This post documents how to do it in case you’re facing your own First Amendment-hating neighborhood antagonists.
What You’ll Need
• Duct tape
• A wire hanger
• Fishing line (string or twine can also be used)
• A personal alarm (more on this below)
Click the link and read the article/comments
Whoever is stealing needs a J.O.B? *click the link on the below*
(This was on one of my message boards)
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/18/222920/02/699/634936
the weeks running up to the 2004 presidential election, my yard sign was often pilfered and/or destroyed. After the 4th time, I had had enough, and rigged up a fairly simple alarm to help protect my sign. This post documents how to do it in case you’re facing your own First Amendment-hating neighborhood antagonists.
What You’ll Need
• Duct tape
• A wire hanger
• Fishing line (string or twine can also be used)
• A personal alarm (more on this below)
Whoever is stealing needs a J.O.B? *click the link on the below*
(This was on one of my message boards)
This is a quote from the article.
I probably went overboard. I think I will de-activate the device I hooked up to a semi-automatic rifle with armor piercing rounds that fires if anyone walks within fifty feet of my sign.
I guess I should’ve already thought of that when the dead squirrels started piling up.
Please dont nobody do this..
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ER and my toe
I put a deep gash into my toe with the door. This thing stings like hell. I had to get a tb shot. I’m exhausted.. Thank gawd for Fast track ER-Urgent care!
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